Comments my dad made after watching "Superman"
"I've never seen Superman get beat up that much in my life."
"Like, it was throughout the whole movie."
"He's definitely the softest Superman of the supermans."
"Christopher Reeves' Superman only got punched maybe twice."
"What was that thing about him not wanting to kill that monster? He was like, 'Maybe we can take it to an intergalactic zoo?' Meanwhile, the monster was destroying the whole town!"
"He didn't want to kill anything. Even the dog was like, "Here, lemme handle Lex Luthor for you."
"Nah, I liked it, I liked it. It was different, though."